My wife and I recently went on holiday. A few weeks before we left, I suggested we choose and buy each other a sex toy for the trip and surprise each other with our choice once we got to the hotel.
I got quite a surprise.
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I Took My Pants Off and the Sex was Amazing
I don’t know how sex starts for most married couples but for us (we’ve been married for a few years now) it usually starts with us getting undressed. It’s not like it used to be.
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Suck my balls, peg my ass
It was sexy time. We were freshly showered and naked in the bedroom. I jumped onto the bed and with my wife still standing at the foot of the bed, I spread my legs in what I imagine, were she to make the same gesture, an invitation to dine.
I was, without a shred of subtlety, but with what I hoped was a little comedy, asking her to start the afternoon’s delight by whetting her appetite by… wetting my balls… with her tongue.
Ouch! Don’t Use This Lube
So normally my wife and I use a very nice, very body friendly lube that just works. It’s a water based lube so if it lasted a bit longer, that’d be nice. But all in all, it’s a good lube.
Recently we tried a new lube. All I can say is “Ouch!”, and “Don’t use this lube!”.